MEAN BOYFRIEND                (Music and Lyrics: Aryf)

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Never, never take me anywhere

Might as well just sit and curl my hair

Orders pizza on a Friday night

Makes me pay and I can't have a bite

 

Now I hear the phone is ringing

To that boy I'm still clinging

Waited for him what a week

I can feel my knees grow weak

 

Apple, banana

Happier happy

All the time I'm hanging on

On and on and on and on

 

Nana nana nana nana, have some fun

Nana nana nana nana, be the only one

Please don't let it ever end

Always be my Mean Boyfriend

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Take me to the beach again, my love

Give me all the stars and moon above

Bring some candy, never ever share

That's all right, any everywhere

 

Laundry, vacuum, cook and clean

Just freak out and make a scene

Call and wake me late at night

Boys' night out, go fly a kite

 

Happier happy,

Jumpier jump

Turn me on and off and on

On and off and on and off

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...always be my Mean Boyfriend